Fifteen Round Fight

by on October 18, 2013 :: 0 comments

photo by Tyler Malone

Round 1: In every profession there are a few who choose to rise above the commonplace.

Fighter 1: Undamaged.

Fighter 2: Undamaged.

Round 2: Along the path, each in his own way must, of necessity, exhibit judgment, accept the burden of responsibility, and with diligence fulfill his vital role.

Fighter 1: Undamaged.

Fighter 2: Cut ear.

Round 3: Your visit to Las Vegas in part at least should be tax deductible.

Fighter 1: Cut lip.

Fighter 2: Cut ear.

Round 4: Putting aside the obvious benefits of prestige and personal satisfaction, consider for a moment what an all-Cadillac fleet can mean to you as a businessman.

Fighter 1: Cut lip.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand.

Round 5: When Norbert Geisen invited the public to the opening of his family’s third mortuary in the area, the people got their first look at a funeral home that reflected total comfort.

Fighter 1: Cut lip.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose.

Round 6: Remains get our highest priority. We make sure the family or escort gets space on the same flight.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose.

Round 7: Some of the early mourning cards extolled the virtues of the deceased.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip.

Round 8: People are reading our fifty year warranty. They’re inspecting our cap panels. Checking out the rubber gaskets. Looking at the memorial record tube. Examining the new hardware, the new interiors, the new finishes.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip.

Round 9: In our country the end of life is recognized by an ancient custom called the funeral.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye.

Round 10: You have done your part in the fine, professional manner that has earned you the respect and confidence of your community.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye.

Round 11: Your last gesture of skill and consideration is to arrange shipments of PADAT disposable air trays to assure arrival in perfect condition for the final service anywhere in the world.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand, black eye.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye, black eye.

Round 12: McCord casket and vault combinations are molded of high-impact polystyrene for extra strength.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand, black eye.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye, black eye.

Round 13: Matching or contrasting casket interiors of gracefully shirred velvet, crepe, or satin, complete with mattress and pillow.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand, black eye, other eye cut.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye, black eye, other eye black.

Round 14: Pierce – a name worth repeating if you want the finest in chemicals, cosmetics and supplies.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand, black eye, other eye cut, broken nose.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye, black eye, other eye black, split cheek.

Round 15: Custom-built Cadillac flower cars. For further information, contact your favorite funeral car distributor.

Fighter 1: Cut lip, cut eye, swollen hand, black eye, other eye cut, broken nose, unconscious.

Fighter 2: Cut ear, swollen hand, bloody nose, split lip, cut eye, black eye, other eye black, split cheek, victorious.

A new sophisticated 1200-ton hydraulic press has enabled Wallace metal products company to double its production capacity of certain products at its parts-making plant in Richmond, Indiana.

Death is the Crown of Life.

editors note:

We could throw the match, but in the toe-to-toe fist fight of life, who would pay us off? But more importantly, who would win? – Tyler Malone

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