Mr. & Mrs. Mosquito

by on August 17, 2013 :: 0 comments

photo courtesy of Carlos Barron Jr.

A mosquito turned to his wife one day and said, “You’re a blood-sucker.”

“And you’re an asshole,” the wife shot back.

“What?” the husband said. “No, no, no. You misunderstood me. I didn’t mean it like that. I was just stating a fact. You are a blood-sucker. You land on animals and poke them and siphon blood from them like drinking through a straw. I, however, am not a blood-sucker. I eat only plants and nectar. That’s all I was saying. I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“I didn’t mean anything by it, either,” she said. “I was also just stating a fact.”

editors note:

Ever wonder how celebrities and politicians talk to one another in the bedroom? Well, it’s very similar to how insects bicker. That’s the buzzing you hear before you kill someone’s lover, sucking blood from your shin. – Tyler Malone

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