The People Who Say Halloween is Better Than Christmas

by October 31, 2023 0 comments

are sexier. But the people who say Christmas
is better than Halloween are nicer. Except for
the people who are angry about it. The people
who think Halloween is better than Christmas
like to listen to punk, sometimes. The people
who think Christmas is better than Halloween
tend to make more money. They also own
more guns. It doesn’t make sense. Nothing
makes sense. At least that’s what the people
who like Halloween better than Christmas say.
I know. I’m one of them. Here comes a ghost!

editors note:

How many guns do you own? – mh clay

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