April By the Numbers

by on April 30, 2020 :: 0 comments

N-95 if you care to survive.
The cruelest month, indeed.
For Covid-19.
Contagious 3 days before you’re sick
and maybe 2 weeks after that.
The model said 1-2 million dead.
Then 100k then 60?
No 60k by May.
We all need somebody to lean on.
Coronavirus the 19th.
How many sacks fit in a reefer truck?
Zoom meeting at 9 o’clock.
14 days in quarantine.
The Dow fell by 1/3.
24 million out of work.
Presser at 5 o’clock.
N-95? (He put it on upside down.)
350 billion + 350 billion and still where is the check?
Quadruple the numbers from China.
Must fall 2 weeks in a row if you want to flatten the curve.
To get the R number down to 1 or less.
Canned beans limit of 2.
1 teaspoon of bleach in 12 ounces of water is what the man prescribed.
N-95, anybody got an N-95?
Mostly they made love from 6 feet away.
18 months to vaccine.
6 to the election.
That lady was Patient 0.
Uganda has 1 ventilator.
5-fold increase in cyber-attacks.
Fuck the N-95, wear this bandana like a cowboy thief.
1.8 million so far.
In Europe 1/2 the dead lived in care homes.
But the little boy was just 3.

They’re called numbers because they’re numbing.

Well, how about this:

Already in April more people have fallen than all the cherry petals on our lawn.

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