this poem is not click-bait
there are no hidden ads
for handbags
or ready to eat pre-packaged pasta
this poem is not tacky
it does not invade the privacy
of celebrities,
royalty,
coke addicted singers,
strung out movie stars,
serial murderers
or the down
& out
this poem will not
humiliate
the least of these

this poem suggests
you try porn instead