There was this recent study published
by one of the “bigs”
that claimed there was a direct correlation
between intelligence and sexual activity
which made everyone mad
because it suggested that the smarter you are
the less likely you were to be sexually active
implying conversely
that people having lots of sex
with more than one partner
were less intelligent
and having it with those
of a lesser intelligence
producing offspring that
well, you guessed it…
which explains a lot
if you have ever tried to navigate
a Walmart parking lot on a Saturday
three weeks before
Christmas.