“Gotta Hand It To You, Prof”

by on September 13, 2013 :: 0 comments

Russell thinks there is no neurological difference
Between complete sexual satisfaction
With a beautiful woman
And masturbating while thinking of her,
Or even wet dreaming about her before dawn.

Russell is a sophomore and he is wrong.
I tell him he will soon realize,
Right in the middle of his beautiful dream
And/or his jerking right hand,
That both are just that.

editors note:

Yeah! And one o’ them will make you go blind (unless you eat cornflakes), so pay attention… – mh

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