I walk outside to grab a fag
A nice little blaze-up away from work
To my surprise I hear a voice
‘Hi,’ it greets, ‘do we know each other?’
I turn to face a beautiful creature
And immediately stutter
‘No, or at least I don’t…’

I face away by turning
My back to this woman
Why I’m not sure
I’m not stoned or drunk
For if I were it wouldn’t
Be like this, I’d be the
Life and soul!