He is watching you throw this poem in the trash

God, these god emails always have a catch!
“He is watching you read this email
If you don’t forward it he will remember the slight

on judgement day!”
Fire. Fear. Brimstone.
One, I thought you earlier said he was forgiving,
Two, Pol Pot wasn’t watched, was he?

You are all alone and you’re going to die.

editors note:

Three. Respond today for a divine discount: 15% off of your soul. – mh

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