Best in Show

by on May 31, 2011 :: 0 comments

Everything
is coming up
noses
that have been
cosmetically
tweaked
and collagen
injected puckers
abound
and all this
expensive
perfume
cheapens
the aroma
until eventually
chicks
will be genetically
engineered
to lay
Faberge eggs
all because
we live in a time
when groomed
dogs strut down
the catwalk
while Pussy Galore
runs amok
with a million
randy James Bonds
chasing tail

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