Don’t tell me you have nothing
to wear.
With all the socks,
shirts,
pants,
dresses,
shoes,
dainties,
accessories,
and other
fashion accoutrement
out there
I’m sure we can find you’
something.

Maybe a green cocktail dress
to bring out your eyes
or something slimming
and fun
to go with this pink fedora
I just know you’d love

as I pull up
my pantyhose
put on some strapless heels
and help Heidegger
with his hair
and makeup.