Notorious R.A.G. is back
with a cap in his ass
or an ass in his cap
so sick of the gansta rap

The radio is humming the
same old shit

shit.

I am getting my cock sucked again
by the Corporate Machine
wait, no, that’s vice versa
the Corporate Machine is splooging
in my face.

Seriously, in my office, a university staff room
for real
only two of over twenty
knew the word splooge.

It’s ejaculation, my friends,
I had to explain.

Seems I am turning out to be
the most normal of the group –

I lick it all up.