Confessions of an Imaginary Girlfriend

by on November 12, 2008 :: 0 comments

To whomever it may concern:
he’s not a good man
in fact, he calls me ugly
all the time
throw me out after sex
needs his time for
listening to some little
voice in his head. that
voice just wants to get
with as many girls
as possible. to
whomever it may
concern: don’t fall
for his lines. they are
brittle as an old man
playing hockey.

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