They hired a witch at the job.
She was a real witch as well.
She asked for a paid day off
on Halloween because of
her religion. Of course, she
was denied and she took her
complaint to the union rep.
When she was turned down again
she called in sick on that day.
The witch cast spells on every
one involved in denying
her request for a paid day
off. The powers that be did
not consider her beliefs
worthy enough or valid.
When they started to get warts
on their asses and croaking
like frogs the witch would strut up
and down the job site with a smile
so wide. When she was laid off
the building had to be closed
down due to an infestation of frogs.

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