I am psycho.
I am a gangster.
I am a playboy
like President Clinton.

I speak German.
I speak Chinese.
I am a Catholic-Jew.
I was born in a stable.

I’m from Bethlehem.
I’m from East Berlin.
I came from Cuba
on a motor boat.

I was arrested.
I am homeless.
I am a rich man
from Beverly Hills.

I need my slippers.
I need my clothes.
I want to walk naked
and barefoot on fire.

I am a refugee.
I am a citizen.
I am the President
of the United States.