My label reads:
“Volatile.”
And I’m adorned
with cautionary tape and
stickers warning of
“Explosive Contents Inside.”
Handle me with care in transit and
Do not leave me unattended.
Keep me at room temp–
and even then
you’re still not safe.
On second thought,
This purchase is unwise.
But you didn’t know, did you?
So–
I’m sorry.
(I’m a parcel that can’t be returned.)