Lisa Carmen

I am old enough now to know, a dry spaghetti noodle is hardly a crudité. A slice of raw potato does not satisfy. And I am wise enough to know... Read More

If there is a graceful way to eat a mango, I don’t know it. What? With knife and fork? Clean nibbles, small bites? No thank you. I don’t want to... Read More

standing in the express checkout lane i count the items of the chick in front of me just to make sure. and then my items, just to be safe and... Read More

If I decided not to struggle what would there be left to whine about? If I decided not to whine what would there be left to talk about? If I... Read More

"fuckin this" and "fuckin that" they show the world they are nearly men by fucking everything... "mom..." says one, sheepishly on his cell "can josh sleep over?" they're playing with... Read More