Todd Smith woke to find a raccoon biting his chin. “I was at camp, dreaming that my mom wanted me to shave. Christ, I’ve only got about four hairs.” Aaron Goldberg woke to discover that all his teeth had fallen out. “I’ve had the same dream a hundred times. Out come the teeth. My therapist told me I was worried …
Coming This September: The Antichrist
June 29, 2013 :: 0 comments
Mark your calendar. This September 15th, the Worldwide Christian Family Missions Network presents Antichrist: The Reality Show. Six contestants will compete over six weeks and complete six projects. They’ll use every underhanded, dastardly, sneaky trick in the book (not the Good Book, of course) to succeed. We all know that the world is going to hell, that the Apocalypse is …