La La Love Ya

November 7, 2014  :: 0 comments

So, today I drove to work in a car with no heat on a day that was so cold people even started caring about the homeless. When I got to work, my boss was waiting for me, ready to nag for twenty-five minutes about something somebody else did but averted reasonable suspicions to me because they knew I would just …

Kathleen Malone, Genius Detective

June 20, 2014  :: 0 comments

“Esmeralda seems to really like you.” “She’s a cat.” “Right, and a cat has no motivation to lie about how she feels about others. She’s very useful when trying to decipher the intentions of those who are in question.” “Does that mean I can leave now?” “No, no, you won’t get off that easy. Even if you’re not directly involved, …