Live Chat with Gremlin

by on June 20, 2020 :: 0 comments

photo "Calling All Demons" by Tyler Malone

Customer:

I tried to pay with PayPal for my Serenity Serum. My PayPal Transaction ID is o-4AR19803G257038B. I entered the payment at 9:55 PM.

Reggie:

Good evening! I will be happy to help you. May I have your Street Address, City, State and Zip Code to locate your order? 9:56 PM.

Customer:

Yet, End of Time webpage said I need to use a credit card, even though they already took my PayPal information. Meanwhile, according to my email, PayPal says my order is pending.

Heathens Road 456, Infidel City, Third Dimension 98342. 9:56 PM

Reggie:

I’m happy to check on that for you. One moment, please.9:57 PM

Customer:

Thank you. 9:57 PM

Reggie:

May I have the email address you are using? 9:58 PM

Customer:

GremlinKing1@yahoo.com. Again, my PayPal Transaction ID is o-4AR19803G257038B. 9:59 PM.

Reggie:

Thank you. 9:59 PM

Reggie:

I am sorry, but I am not showing any order for you. 10:00 PM

Customer:

Exactly my point! PayPal accepted the order, but End of Time refused PayPal. I don’t want to be charged twice for an order. I want to use my PayPal account. 10:01 PM

Reggie:

I am sorry, but there is no order.10:01 PM

Customer:

We agree. I tried to place it and your end of Time website refused to take my money from PayPal even though PayPal. Itself, thinks the order is in process. 10:01 PM

Reggie:

I am sorry but no order is showing. 10:02 PM

Customer:

Instead of repeating yourself, please help me. I want to use PayPal to pay for my order. 10:02 PM

Reggie:

Feel free to call End of Time directly at 1-800-532-6701 to place this order using a credit card. 10:03 PM

Customer:

Again, I want to use PayPal, not a credit card.10:03 PM

Reggie:

I am sorry but you need to use a credit card for a phone order. 10:04 PM

Customer:

I want to order online. 10:04 PM

Reggie:

Try placing the order on line with a credit card. 10:05 PM

Customer:

Again, I don’t want to use a credit card. I want to use PayPal. Perhaps, your manager can help me? 10:06 PM

Reggie:

You will need to call End of Time directly at 1-800-532-6701.

Customer:

You have been entirely useless. Good night.

Lie Chat by EChat

Customer (to self):

Maybe I should recruit that lad for my minions.

editors note:

Phone calls are prayers… But to what god do we talk? ~ Tyler Malone

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