THE BEST MATE

by on June 25, 2008 :: 0 comments

I’m the best mate
for a woman ever.
I still have not
met the right one.

As soon as they find
out how passionate
I am they will
be standing in line.

I’m a wealthy man
as well. I’m the heir
to the Chicken
Little Egg Ranch.

My dad’s last name is
Little. Clever, huh.
Our eggs are known
all over the state.

What woman can say
no to a rich guy
like me? You tell
those wacko doctors

that there is not
a thing wrong with
me. I’m here by
accident. I

didn’t break into
the neighbor’s house.
I was just visiting.
But they weren’t home.

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