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[Hello I’ll Be]

Hello my name’s Steven and I’ll be
your imperative this evening

Can I...

finish you off
with something else to drink?

Tonight we're featuring rapid descent.

Decided have you?
Can I take your...

What?

Please relax...
We don't offer take away

and your chin's too wet
for any more

Anyway...

- Steven Minchin

(featured in the poetry forum 04.28.12)

editor's note: The downward plummet will be comfy cuz Steven is here to make it so. Buckle up and wipe your chin. - mh

See Vacancy

in the cathedral
where
   they're
suspicious

see Vacancy
’sa pissing contest
says
the board member
   ‘scalled Vacancy
and ’snot to be
confused
with a silent auction

‘sin the cathedral
where
   they’re
suspicious
of any group
that wouldn’t
   want
an open bar

there’ll be an open bar
and
quiet art to
be bought with a quick
pen and
   one-upmanship
for the historic
foundation

an open bar’s
pissing
   contest
sees Vacancy

- Steven Minchin

(featured in the poetry forum 10.04.11)

editor's note: All things are holy, especially the gathering of alms. Don't need to be poor - just get the alms, dammit! - mh

Pulsing Juxtaposed Kin

In memoriam of all
the incest wrapped up
in Racer X, I am
going to sit next to
the underside of your legs

There’s no blood and
no nitrous growl rubber
burning salvation- but
not all fluids have been
isolated between us; and
you’ve always been the safest

Speed don’t get up
You're the closest and if you
do I’ll take to a cold
run- to risk letting
out some identity

I love you enough
to ask if that’s
a monkey in your trunk-
and in two many ways
At once racing and
trying to qualify

Why won’t you ever take shortcuts?
I’m following you around
for a reason- I’ve been on
every side of you, like my
trademark letter-

riled dually each time
That flag drops:
Like Brother let’s go Lover
combine pennants
and become cosponsored
racers- Team Incestuous

- Steven Minchin

(featured in the poetry forum 06.07.11)

editor's note: Why not? Let's make kissing cousins a team sport! - mh

Bruised Psalms 13 1/3 Wide

Last Wednesday in front
of the Gap this girl in
a denim mini skirt comes
to me, slaps her hip and says,

Water, you know, was Jesus’
favorite medium, though he
had a thing for rotting skin also.

I think she wants me to lay
hands on her; so I raise my left.

Later last Wednesday, just
outside of the Gap, this Security
Guard in a tailored uniform comes
to me, tickles her chin and says,

Do you always enjoy strangers?

And as I help her again
fasten the plastic around
my wrists, I squint.

I’ve never met a stranger,
only the same lunatic
provoking me in a new
face every day.

- Steven Minchin

(added 04.19.11)

editor's note: Can't help our insanity; we expect a different result from the same action when it's a different face. - mh

Steven Minchin

A bit about Steven: Steven Minchin is a full time but sleepy student of Creative Studies -Writing as well as Information Design at Sage College of Albany. His work (or something like it) has appeared in Fashion for Collapse, vox poetica,Heavy Hands Ink and various ladies rooms. Steven enjoys calling himself Steven and capturing things he's seen almost as much as things he has not.

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