The great wall of China at -19

featured in the poetry forum April 19, 2016  :: 0 comments

My brain is thumping.
My face is burning.
My mustache has frozen over.
My thighs feel like slabs of marble.
My body feels like it is being stabbed by 1001 daggers.

But then I see a sign! A fat white cat is sleeping next to a window inside a cafe. I run in and drink three cups of hot green tea.

My organs.
My senses.
My bones.
My blood.

They all very slowly come back to life.

editors note:

An ancient formula for rejuvenation. At -19, add 3 to 206; reduce 1001 to zero. – mh clay

NORTH LONDON BLUES

featured in the poetry forum April 20, 2015  :: 0 comments

I am resting my head on the cold window of a night bus that is crawling its way through the wet streets of North London.

Pints of creamy dark Ale, talking shit with a drunk guy about why the Oscars are always wrong, eating spicy wings that are not spicy, talking to a voluptuous lady about a tattoo of a wizard she has on her shoulder, smoking a cigarette outside a dingy pub, playing a game of pool on a wonky table, drinking cold flat lager that tastes of rotten eggs, speaking to a stranger about who is going to win the champions league, putting a woman’s number into my phone knowing I will be deleting it later, complaining about the music that is playing, smoking another cigarette while crossing a busy street and finally talking to an old homeless man about his impressive beard.

The bus doors open and I am greeted with the sound of the howling wind. I get off and I am walking down a lonesome suburban street when I freeze, I see a fox looking at me from across the street. I wink at the fox and its mystic eyes just gaze back at me.

I then hiccup and I am left alone with only the sound of the wind for company.

editors note:

Encounters condensed as fog on a night bus window, or winked away in the mystic eye of a fox. – mh clay

Sitting on a lonesome mountaintop while drinking tea with Jack Kerouac

featured in the poetry forum September 22, 2014  :: 0 comments

TEA!
Strong Assam with wild tigers
Murky Green and an old lazy panda
Refreshing Darjeeling while watching a movie by Wes Anderson

Delicate Jasmine with the rising sun
Sweet fennel, mediating afternoons
Powerful peppermint in a foggy hilltop town
Sitting on a lonesome mountaintop while drinking tea with Jack Kerouac
TEA!

editors note:

Delightful sips for six days o’ bliss. Pick a seventh; Keemum, Yunnan Golden or Silver Yin Zhen Pearls – see who comes with… – mh

Valparaiso in the morning

featured in the poetry forum June 23, 2013  :: 0 comments

sheets of milky mist caress the steep, winding hills.
decrepit seafront homes are inhabited by 18th century ghosts.
xxxxxxxA lonely cigarette butt dances down a side street with
xxxxxxxthe help of a gust of sea breeze.
Seagulls in congress talking about the night before.
A pack of street dogs eating breakfast together in a desolate square.

xxxxxxxMildew collects on top of an empty beer can.

Valparaiso in the morning!

editors note:

A familiar sight the world over for midnight marauders caught after sunup. – mh

Intoxicated Love

featured in the poetry forum July 16, 2012  :: 0 comments

Her golden hair
Smells of cinnamon.

I am transfixed by her soft skin.

She holds my hand.
Our fingers connect like
jigsaw pieces.

She whispers into my left ear,
her lime blossom perfume glides up my nose.

The crowded bar that we are in suddenly
bursts into green flames. I see and hear
No one apart from the woman sitting in front of me.

I am inside a vacuum of a green haze,
Surrounded by the aromas

Of lime blossom, cinnamon

And the sweet pungent feminine smell
Of a woman.

editors note:

This one packs the harshest hangover. If you’re going to sustain it, inhale eternally. – mh

12 Aspirins and a bottle of scotch

featured in the poetry forum December 19, 2011  :: 0 comments

Torrents of whisky wash away the flavour of nicotine.
Smoke hangs in the air, men drink at a rum soaked bar.
The floor glows like liquid silver from spilt beer.
A match is lit, the flame moves like mercury.
Charlie Parker and Louis Armstrong play jazz throughout the bar.

A mature woman drinks an elegant martini, she plays with the
green olives as her blond hair dances to the groove.
A man in the corner chews on a cocktail stick, the aroma of sweet
perfume and musky cologne lingers in the air.
A saxophone is played in the toilet.
Drums beat to the beatniks.
A man in a purple hat flips a coin.

Heads or tails?
Heads or tails?

Shots of gin are swallowed, rivers of Smoky bourbon flow,
men with goatees and women with custard coloured berets kiss and flirt.
The cool dames and the crazy cats swing all night long.
Sitting in an old brown leather chair
Tom Waits writes another
cool jazz song.

editors note:

Happening in a bar near you – join in, call it Holiday Cheer. Santa brings aspirin with the egg nog! – mh

Falling Man

featured in the poetry forum September 6, 2011  :: 0 comments

xxxI am falling through the sky!
I love the feeling of the cold wind swimming around my body!

xxxI look at my feet above me as I fall!
I feel like a bomb falling on pearl harbour!

xxxI am falling from my office window!
I am heading towards the pavement below!

xxxI chose to jump!
xxxI am happy that I have finally made this decision!

xxxxxxI am ready…

Wild beats

featured in the poetry forum July 26, 2011  :: 0 comments

Slide guitars ring out at dawn, along with larks that sit on a lonely branch and provide the harmonium’s vocal.

Slide guitars ring out at dawn!
Slide guitars ring out at dawn!
Slide guitars ring out at dawn!

African drums vibrate at dusk, as does the loud purring of lions after eating a springbok.

African drums vibrate at dusk!
African drums vibrate at dusk!
African drums vibrate at dusk!

Crazy dreams

featured in the poetry forum June 9, 2011  :: 0 comments

My eyes close!

I am eating a fancy meal with Hitler and Jesus.

My eyes close!

I am making love to Ayn Rand. NOOOOOOOO!
The philosopher has now metamorphosed into a movie star.
I am now making love to Marilyn Monroe,
YESSSSSSSSS!

My eyes close!

I am walking down a bland shopping street where only
homeless men are the managers of the shops
and rich entrepreneurs stack shelves.

My eyes close!

A strange hideous animal is following me across a foggy bog.
It smells of greed and death, the animal not the bog.
It is wearing a grey suit, it has hardly any hair and
It defiantly has no soul.
It is an English politician.

My eyes close!

I drink a glass of brandy with Napoleon,
a Shot of Vodka with Stalin,
a bottle of whisky with Churchill,
and a cellar of red wine with Mussolini.

My eyes close!

I wake up and I have to go to work and get
through another day in the dull, blandness
of the 21st century.

My eyes close!

The most important thing in life

featured in the poetry forum March 10, 2011  :: 0 comments

With out it what are we? We are a decaying corpse rotting in mud!
Warm, crusty, hard, soft,
bread is life!
Green, red, yellow, white, the vegetable is life.
O food, food, food
With out it what are we? We are a decaying corpse rotting in mud!
Juicy, succulent meat and firm, fresh fish.
O food, food, food,
You make us happy, love, sad, ill, upset, ecstatic, glad even regretful,
You make us feel life!
O food, food, food
With out it what are we? We are a decaying corpse rotting in mud!