I just wrote my letter of resignation,
saved that fucker
to my desktop for subsequent retrieval;
if only I had the balls to submit
But it’s hard to have balls
when you need that monthly paycheck—
I have been castrated
as the prospect of homelessness
I’m getting there, though.
Writing this letter of resignation is a step
in the right direction
and when you see me out there on the sidewalk
holding my little cardboard sign
please don’t let my enormous balls
scare you away.